Drive hard, brake late, go fast.

Writing checks can be fun!

2012-02-08T10:24:00.001-08:00

This makes me nuts.

2012-02-03T10:10:00.001-08:00

Even More Billy

2012-01-19T15:00:00.001-08:00

Billy is Spider Cat!

2012-01-19T09:15:00.000-08:00

Does whatever a spider cat does.

Billy is getting huge!

2012-01-14T10:36:00.000-08:00

Just six months old and he barely resembles a kitten any more! He stole my Mach 3 this morning, it took me 10 minutes to find it. Little shit.

Talking shit about a pretty sunset.

2011-12-29T17:10:00.000-08:00

WTF is this shit?

2011-12-17T09:44:00.000-08:00

I'm more of a Bushmills man.

2011-12-13T09:34:00.000-08:00

But if she's selling, I'm buying.

Billy gained a pound in three weeks!

2011-12-08T09:13:00.000-08:00

Such a sweet boy. He's going to be huge!

Just a pretty red head.

2011-11-25T13:49:00.000-08:00

Cats and cats living together, mass hysteria!

2011-11-23T09:47:00.000-08:00

Olivia isn't exactly thrilled with Billy just yet, but she's giving it the old college try. Sort of. He just wants to play!

Fall is here.

2011-11-22T09:32:00.000-08:00

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

2011-11-19T16:17:00.000-08:00

This is the new kitten, Billy.

2011-11-16T14:35:00.000-08:00

He's 4 months old and sweet as hell.

I just lifted 50 pounds.

2011-11-16T14:31:00.000-08:00

This is how I feel. Click it.

Still not as scary as sharks, but holy fucking shit.

2011-11-03T11:12:00.000-07:00

Ohhh Lucy Pinder

2011-10-29T11:07:00.000-07:00

So beautiful. Almost hot enough to make me go see Strippers Vs Werewolves. Almost, but not quite.

Rest easy Marco.

2011-10-26T11:51:00.000-07:00

You are sorely missed.

Go see Drive.

2011-10-21T15:35:00.000-07:00

My favorite movie of the year. Dark. Violent. Beautiful.

Minnie never looked better.

2011-10-08T10:56:00.000-07:00

Is that you Batman?

2011-10-07T17:07:00.001-07:00

He's the crab this city needs.

Bye Lukas

2011-10-06T16:04:00.000-07:00

I'll miss you little buddy.

Jeff Mangum surprise performance on the streets of NYC last night.

2011-10-05T13:47:00.000-07:00

Watch live streaming video from globalrevolution at livestream.com

Goddamn amazing.

Get some, Pippy!

2011-09-28T09:23:00.000-07:00

Gonna be tough to beat the original, but this looks pretty fuckin good.

Kurt Vile- He's Alright

2011-09-27T16:23:00.001-07:00

So it looks like Checa is finally going to get a Championship.

2011-09-24T09:53:00.000-07:00

After more than 2 decades of being one of the most crash prone racers (save Xaus), Checa is going to have a number one plate. Who would have thunk it?

Well done Chucka!

In this economy.....

2011-09-24T09:46:00.000-07:00

Would you rather work 7 days a week, 13 hours a day (91 hours/week) for $650 with a lot of responsibility or 5 days a week, 8 hours a day (40 hours/week) for $360 with very little responsibility?

Not a lot of money either way you look at it, but could you handle 2 months of 91 hours a week with not one day off? I'm not sure I could.

I know times are tough but that sounds to me like not enough money for that much work.

Starting to look like fall around here.

2011-09-23T17:21:00.000-07:00

Except that it's 96 fucking degrees right now. Damn you Al Gore.

Girls- My Ma

2011-09-22T08:58:00.001-07:00

A song about missing/loving/forgiving a mother that kept you in a cult, let your brother die and sold her body to strangers with you in the room. Sad and beautiful. Their new LP is great.

This llama ain't havin it.

2011-09-17T15:22:00.001-07:00

This is a Superbike

2011-09-14T12:25:00.000-07:00

2009 Alstare Suzuki GSXR 1000. This thing looks like NASA engineered it. Production racing my ass.

This is a very serious skateboard build.

2011-09-14T11:28:00.000-07:00

Best. Headline. Ever.

2011-08-26T16:40:00.000-07:00

This is a pretty girl on a 360 custom.

2011-08-26T16:34:00.000-07:00

The Weeknd, Thursday

2011-08-19T15:59:00.000-07:00

http://the-weeknd.com/

In case you're interested in good music for free, check this shit.

The lovely Katy Perry

2011-08-17T13:34:00.000-07:00

I am also in love with this photo.

2011-08-12T14:04:00.000-07:00

I didn't think I'd find a photo today that I preferred to the shot of Heath Ledger kickflipping over Christian Bale but this is giving it a run for the money.

I am in love with this photo.

2011-08-12T14:02:00.001-07:00

Slo-Mo Is So Educational

2011-08-11T10:11:00.001-07:00

The lovely Florence Welch

2011-08-06T12:29:00.000-07:00

Not only does she sing like an angel, she resembles one as well.

Win Butler vs. The Red Baron

2011-08-06T09:31:00.000-07:00

You decide.

The Isle of Man is a funny thing.

2011-08-04T14:39:00.000-07:00

I was watching the Isle of Man TT races some years ago with my now wife, girlfriend at the time. She's fairly well versed in circuit racing, can name most racers by bike or face, but hadn't seen The Isle before. She said "I haven't heard of any of these guys. Why don't the real racers ride the TT?" I said "Honey, these are the real racers."

Seriously. She looks like a foot.

2011-07-30T09:47:00.000-07:00

DiGiorno is still pretty good.

2011-07-30T09:46:00.000-07:00

Time to celebrate the 24th of July!

2011-07-26T11:08:00.001-07:00

Why? Why not? Sometimes you have to blow shit up.

Washed Out...... again!

2011-07-23T09:57:00.001-07:00

This album is really growing on me. Or maybe that's athlete's foot. Hrmmm.

Spies passes Simoncelli in the last corner, last lap for the second week in a row.

2011-07-20T13:42:00.001-07:00

Another fine ride!

Sorry I'm late, I was jammin' on Scherbatsky.

2011-07-20T13:34:00.001-07:00

Who's headed to the dry lake?

2011-07-20T11:25:00.000-07:00

If you're going to Moto GP this weekend, this is who you should be cheering for. Or else. Consider it a threat.

The Gross and Disgusting American Bullfrog

2011-07-16T10:06:00.001-07:00

The lovely Laura Prepon

2011-07-14T14:16:00.000-07:00

New from Washed Out

2011-07-13T16:15:00.001-07:00

Do not sleep on this.

She makes a good point.

2011-07-09T12:44:00.001-07:00

2011-07-06T14:08:00.000-07:00

I'm going to start being nicer to my mom because apparently it's legal to kill your kids now.

James Blake live in NYC

2011-07-06T13:15:00.000-07:00

James Blake performing his excellent cover of Feist's "Limit To Your Love"

Spies' fantastic pass around Simoncelli at Mugello

2011-07-05T16:01:00.000-07:00

Nice race craft young man!

Happy Saturday!

2011-07-02T16:10:00.000-07:00

"Yes, I'd love to go skinny dipping!"

The Fletcher Automated Capstan Table

2011-07-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

My. Dear. Lord. Don't even ask the cost.

*Edit* Ok the cost is quote "tens of thousands of pounds". I'm guessing $20,000-$40,000 USD and probably a decade to build.

Gimme the strangest jerky you've got.

2011-06-30T11:18:00.000-07:00

Tastes like chicken, really. The dog went absolutely APE SHIT for it though.

The moment Lorenzo lost the 2011 World Championship

2011-06-28T11:49:00.000-07:00

You're lookin' at it. Marco is the world's fastest wrecking ball. I like him.

Ben Fucking Spies

2011-06-25T12:48:00.000-07:00

Winning Assen by 8 seconds over Stoner?!?! Well done young man. Keep it up.

Lighter Bikes

2011-06-24T13:28:00.001-07:00

Pro tip: Don't get sick when your boss is a hypochondriac!

2011-06-24T11:11:00.000-07:00

I stayed home "sick" from work yesterday. Today the boss is avoiding me like I'm one of those new fast moving zombies. "Stay the fuck away from me! If I get sick, you're going to wish you'd never met me!"
Too late.

This makes perfect sense.

2011-06-21T15:23:00.001-07:00

Hey dipshit, why don't you go stand out there in the road and warn the deer and motorists. Right in the middle of the road please.

Kim Kardashian in a bikini.

2011-06-18T11:42:00.000-07:00

Well isn't this pleasant.

Your 2011 Moto GP World Champion

2011-06-18T11:36:00.001-07:00

Casey Stoner will be Champ this year.

New The Weeknd

2011-06-18T10:35:00.001-07:00

IOM Closer To The Edge

2011-06-18T10:11:00.001-07:00

Trailer for the IOM documentary "Closer To The Edge" Looks good!

Surprised box is surprised.

2011-06-17T16:17:00.000-07:00

Or whistling maybe.

Haga gettin sideways back in the day.

2011-06-16T10:38:00.001-07:00

On the mighty R7 no less!

Bath time!

2011-06-16T10:04:00.000-07:00

So I'm taking a bath this morning when I notice a good sized wolf spider on the bath mat. I go about my business and lay back in the water. I sit up to find the spider swimming with me. Ok. So I scoop the little fella out and set him back on the bath mat, hoping he'll make better choices. Not five seconds pass when the cat wanders in, stands over the spider and promptly eats it. Sorry buddy!

Sad but true.

2011-06-16T09:28:00.001-07:00

And now a joke.

2011-06-15T16:43:00.000-07:00

A little boy is sitting on a park bench eating candy. He has a candy bar in each hand, chocolate on his lips, wrappers piled on the ground and a stack of candy beside him.
And old man walking by says "You know you shouldn't eat that much candy, it's not good for you.".
The boy says "Yeah? Well my Grandfather lived to be one hundred.".
The man says "Did he eat that much candy?"
The boy replies "No, but he minded his own fucking business!".

Spies Gettin Sideways Back In The Day

2011-06-15T16:37:00.000-07:00

This is called "not going slowly".

Dammit. Just go out and play Susie!

2011-06-15T10:57:00.001-07:00

Get Your War Mold On II!

2011-06-15T09:45:00.000-07:00

My signed, slightly moldy copy of Get Your War On II has arrived. Thanks Mr. Rees

Get the food in the bowl faster for fuck's sake!

2011-06-14T17:36:00.001-07:00

No squealing,

2011-06-14T17:35:00.000-07:00

just remember that it's all in your head.

LeMans is on now!

2011-06-11T13:16:00.000-07:00

As usual the Audis are hauling ass.

Don't forget LeMans is this weekend.

2011-06-10T16:22:00.000-07:00

Clear out your DVR now, you know you can't stay up for the whole race.

Jamal is on the job!

2011-06-09T14:24:00.000-07:00

I'd hire him if my neighborhood didn't already look like Syria.

Thanks Olivia!

2011-06-09T09:58:00.000-07:00

Nothing like sleeping soundly only to be awakened by the sounds of your cat screaming bloody murder outside the bedroom window. Normally she just bitches to be let in, but last night was different. I stammer to the back door to find her standing proudly over a maimed bat held down under one paw, the other paw in the air waving at me. She was so proud. So after smacking it with a hammer, the neighbors are now proud owners of a dead bat while I retain ownership of Olivia the Siamese killer. Good work sweetheart! Doesn't she look fierce?

This is what a nice picture of trees looks like if taken while running.

2011-06-08T13:17:00.000-07:00

Stoner gettin sideways back in the day.

2011-06-08T11:21:00.001-07:00

Hush little baby, don't say a word....

2011-06-08T09:30:00.000-07:00

Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, he's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

Ok, I'm pretty sure at this point that the woman is gonna do whatever it takes to make sure that the mockingbird doesn't say a fucking word.

Lady Gaga at The Standard NYC last night.

2011-06-08T09:12:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure what's so off putting about Lady Gaga but I can tell you that I wouldn't fuck her with Kirstie Alley's dick.

Spies gettin sideways back in the day.

2011-06-07T16:15:00.000-07:00

I'd hire him if I weren't poor.

2011-06-07T13:32:00.001-07:00

Rossi gettin sideways back in the day.

2011-06-07T13:16:00.001-07:00

Sounds about right.

2011-06-06T15:24:00.001-07:00

The dashboard melted,

2011-06-04T14:30:00.000-07:00

But we still have the radio.

Oh, sweet Alice.

2011-06-04T13:01:00.000-07:00

Rainy day at the yard.

2011-06-04T12:57:00.000-07:00

Fuck you Pepsi

2011-06-04T10:33:00.000-07:00

You could at least paint the machine to look like Zoltar. Have a heart.

IOM TT 2011 is on!

2011-06-03T09:15:00.000-07:00

In honor of this week's races, here we have the fastest lap on record courtesy of Guy Martin. Get one this year Guy!

BREAKING NEWS! HOLY SHIT THE SKY IS FALLING! GET IN A DOORWAY!

2011-06-02T09:01:00.001-07:00

Take it easy network news. This doesn't look like a tornado to me.

This is a motorcycle.

2011-06-01T14:51:00.000-07:00

I love how the WSBK series uses "production based" machines. Yeah, that's why the R1 you buy at the dealership has the fuel cap in the seat. Oh wait, no it doesn't. This fucking thing is almost a GP bike and that Aprilia they're running is shit tons better than that death trap they had Edwards on.

Look who's in one piece.

2011-06-01T14:40:00.000-07:00

A shitty week, a decent three day weekend, some food, some friends and two bottles of nice Irish whiskey and I made it through. The broken thumb isn't so good, but it could have been worse for sure.

I miss you Tud.

Oh sweet Rachel.

2011-06-01T13:43:00.000-07:00

If only those memories were really yours.

Zombies are watching you.

2011-05-28T16:50:00.000-07:00